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Borna. Stop asking me if that’s my real name. How the hell would I make up “Borna”?
FIB capital of the world. I don’t mean Door County. The actual FIB capital.
In this day and age of identity theft? You’ve gotta be kidding me.
Why I got into radio:
Not good at anything else. Now that I think of it, not real good at radio either.
Other jobs I’ve had:
I once worked for this inventory company. You had to sit in stores like Kmart at 3 in the morning and count bras and underwear one by one. Seriously.
Outdoor stuff. Boating(even though I don’t own a boat), skiing, biking(even though my bike has a flat).
Apple pie, organized crime, and sports mascots in real people situations.
Having to go to the bathroom really, really bad, but not being able to.
Like a buddy of mine once said. “Unless it’s sports or porn, I ain’t watchin’ it.”
Favorite TV Shows:
See “Favorite Movies” answer.
Best concert(s) I’ve seen:
It’s a tie between the Toadies and Run DMC, both within the same week in South Padre, Texas in March of 1999. 5 bucks each. Cost per “kick ass” value on those shows was through the roof.
Death Row meal:
I’d order something that would give me terrible indigestion. Like burritos or bananas or spicy Chinese food. That way when I’d kick off and inevitably lose control of my bowels, there’d be an extra somethin’ for the warden to clean up.
People say that I look like:
Any guy that’s bald or balding with a big forehead…like Sting or the guy that played Shane Vendrell on the Shield, or Mr. Clean minus the buffness or the white eyebrows(yet).
Cartoon character I’d most like to have sex with:
What??? That’s disgusting…..What if my mother reads this?….Oh wait, I’ve already ruined my wholesome image with the sports and porn answer…I always thought Bambi’s mom was kind of cute.
Put any monkey in overalls and a baseball cap and I’m good.
Random radio memory:
All the good memories to share with you are ones I can’t remember.
If I could have any superpower:
Aquaman’s command of the sea. What are Aquaman’s powers exactly? I’d like to have them just so I know what they are. The Sports Machete Justin Hull owns an Aquaman t-shirt, maybe he knows.
It fells like smish in here.
What I’m listening to:
I'm going through and listening to every CD I own, A to Z. Every disc, every single track. Currently on The Very Best of Godsmack.
What I’m watching:
OK, so sometimes I watch something other than sports or porn. I'm a 24 junkie. I love Smallville. I think South Park is the still the funniest show on TV. Like everyone else, I enjoy Family Guy, and I'm really getting into Criminal Minds.
What I’m reading:
Auto Repair for Dummies. And I'm going through a book on Business Calculus. Seriously, I'm not making that calculus thing up. Really.
Where I’d rather be right now:
Any place where I don’t have to answer these questions